Stories From The Past 

My stories are going to be pretty short and that's the main reason I am putting them into text form as opposed to making videos of them. With that said, I also want to point out that they will probably contain some mature content and a bit of cursing, granted I'm trying to keep it clean, so my stories aren't for your kids! 

THE BROKEN DICK (EP #2) 

          This one night, I was hanging out with this girl that was known for getting drunk and overly friendly with a lot of my guy friends. She basically had the same problem that a lot of people have when they are drunk, lack of self control. My ex, who had just recently broken up with me at the time, was friends with the girl and she had an idea that I was interested in her. I know a few people have theories about why me and her broke up, but it was her decision and her reason had nothing to do with other girls. Anyways, I was hanging out with my ex the night before and she straight up told me not to bang that girl. So technically I get to thank her for putting the idea in my head. 

          The night me and that girl were hanging out we ended up getting left alone in the park. She got very hands on if you know what I mean, she also tried to unzip my pants in a very public section of that park, and I ended up having to lead her into some cornfield nearby so we can have some privacy. So we start kissing and i get her pants off, and I end up having a tough time cause she was a virgin. Let's just put it this way, it was like trying to stick a vinyl record into a CD player, guys like me aren't meant to be around unused tiny vaginas. 

          So at some point I managed to loosen her up a bit and we started going at it and I guess since there was no way I was going to get it all the way in, I managed to shove it in at the wrong angle. Basically what happened is my dick got hyperextended and I heard and felt a POP. I should have stopped there but of course things went on and it started raining on us, this was the night I ended up getting my pants covered in mud because of the rain. 

          For a whole week afterwards I ended up with a lot of pain in my crotch, at the time I just figured that maybe I popped some blood vessels due to her being a tight virgin, even though I didn't have any bruising. Of course being the idiot I was I never saw a doctor and wasn't aware of what had happened (it was a torn ligament btw). Nowadays, my dick doesn't stick up like it used to and I can't use it as a towel rack, nor can I make it move up and down on it's own without using momentum or some outside force. I have no problems sexually but the only real problem is sometimes the semi-hanging dick makes others think it's not fully erect. 

          What's the moral of the story? If you move the wrong way during sex you can risk an injury. Also, this is part of the reason I stay away from virgins now, between the injury and the mind games that happened between us afterwards, it just wasn't worth any of it. And remember: 

IF YOU HEAR THE POP, STOP! And seek medical attention! 

-- Dean Ironrod 

Stories From The Past 

My stories are going to be pretty short and that's the main reason I am putting them into text form as opposed to making videos of them. With that said, I also want to point out that they will probably contain some mature content and a bit of cursing, granted I'm trying to keep it clean, so my stories aren't for your kids! 

SEX AND CANDY (EP #1) 

          After I had gotten off of work one night, I had arranged to go over to my old fuck buddy's apartment and bang her. I believe this was on a Friday night since I didn't have to go to work the next day, and I had spent the night over. Depending on how well you know me, you may or may not know that sex with me is no walk in the park. Not trying to brag or anything, but me and my fuck buddy used to pull all nighters from time to time. And this is the girl I used to spend the entire weekend in bed with, when I came over to her place. 

          So after this particular visit, I had woken up that morning and I didn't shower. I always had a quirk about showering somewhere that wasn't my own place, with the only exceptions being hotel showers. So I got dressed and we left her place so I could head back home. I don't drive or have a car so I use public transportation to get back and forth, one of the perks of living in a big city. She drove but she didn't live that close to me, she would pick me up and drop me off at the nearest Metro transit station when I visited her. That morning she dropped me off and we said our goodbyes and I went to catch the train. 

          As soon as I had gotten on the train, I knew the people already on there could smell me. I noticed right before I got to my seat there was a group of adults with a kid and the adults kinda looked at each other as i walked by. I know they smelt me and they knew exactly what the smell was, and as soon as I sat down in my seat they were looking at each other like "oh boy, this guy got some rank ass pussy recently." Of course there was that one kid that was with them, the boy didn't look too old and he was at the age where he was kinda hyper and didn't like sitting down. He noticed the smell too but he was too young to know what it was. Of course it didn't take too long for him to come out and shout at his folks "It smells like candy!" 

-- Dean Ironrod 

Stories From The Past Intro

INTRO:

So I do have some stories from the past, and I guess I'm getting old enough that at random times I tend to find myself looking back at the things that have happened to me in the past. My point in making this this post is to announce that I am going to use my Blogger page here to tell you guys some stories. I'm not going to be posting at regular intervals so don't be surprised if I don't post anything for weeks at a time (or maybe months even). I hope you enjoy reading the things I share and maybe you can find them entertaining.

-- Dean Ironrod

Links

this is a backup incase something happens to my "itsmyurls" link page:
https://itsmyurls.com/dean_ironrod

All of my links:

FAQ's: http://dean-ironrod.blogspot.com/2016/12/faqs.html
Chaturbate: https://chaturbate.com/p/mister_ironrod/?tab=bio

Ask.fm: http://ask.fm/DeanIronrodXXX

Amazon Wishlist: http://a.co/cdteh6e

Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeanIronrodXXX

XVideos: http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/deanironrod

XTube: http://www.xtube.com/profile/Dean_Ironrod-42719921#activities

XHamster: https://xhamster.com/user/DeanIronrod

Pornhub: http://www.pornhub.com/users/dean_ironrod

Youporn: http://www.youporngay.com/uservids/8047271/dean_ironrod/

Redtube: http://www.redtube.com/dean_ironrod

Tube8: http://www.tube8.com/user/64134811/Dean_Ironrod/

FAQ's

Mostly for future reference, so I don’t get a lot of repeating questions. Everyone can look here, and if your question isn’t listed feel free to ask.

Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough to drink. And most (but maybe not all) people my age have kids, or are married, or both. I'm in my 30's but I get mistaken for a 20 year old a lot and get carded at most bars.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Just outside of Washington DC. I'm so close to the city I find it better to just say I am in DC, and if you don't live in my area then you probably haven't heard of my town.

Q: Would you ever meet up with anyone?
A: Of course i would ;) but I highly doubt anyone would want to meet up with me. just sayin… Plus I don’t drive, so they would have to come here. And my place may or may not be available.

Q: Are you single or taken?
A: I’ve been single for a very long time. Too long.

Q: Have any kids?
A: Nope, I don’t have any and I'm probably not having any anytime soon.

Q: Sexual preference?
A: Well, I do think everybody in the world is bi to some extent (whether or not they want to admit it at all), but no… I like females. I’m not into fucking around with dudes (no offence to my gay friends).

Q: What do you do for work?
A: Right now I don’t have a day job. I was in the military from 2015-2017, but now I'm back to looking for work. I don't know what employers have against hiring veterans, but I haven't had any luck finding anything. At the moment I haven't been completely discharged, and I'm not going to risk being identified before then. That should also explain why I don't show my face, besides it's not that great looking anyways.

Q: Do you live by yourself/do you have your own place?
A: No, I live with a parent at the moment. I’m not one of those fortunate people that has friends that will let me stay with them for free. If I can't find work I might end up in a homeless shelter since our job market is horrible in America and it will more than likely never improve.

Q: Do you watch lesbian porn/straight couples porn/gay porn?
A: Um, I’m not into gay porn (not into dudes), and lesbian porn is okay as long as there is fingering or dildo action (something I can use to imagine myself with them, since I don't really like girl/girl stuff otherwise). And yes, besides the occasional lesbian porn, for the most part I watch men and women fuck each other.

Q: Are you comfortable with accepting nudes/naked selfies from users?
A: I don’t mind if users send me nudes (females only though. if i wanted to look at dick I’d look at my own, sorry). And any nudes I get will remain anonymous. I won’t repost them (unless you specifically ask me to!)

Q: Do you consider yourself as a Dom/Sub?
A: I'm actually a switch. I can be either dom or sub but I find it depends a lot on my mood and who I'm with, and it doesn't seem to be one or the other 100% of the time. For the most part I guess you can say I lean more towards the sub side, although I really do not fit the description of a subby sissy boy. Also saying I lean more towards sub may not be 100% accurate since I do have periods of time where I lean more towards being dom. BDSM stuff is hard for me to explain and I'd suggest those curious about it to research it as I'm horrible at explaining things. I'm also a sadomasochist if that information is useful to the question (quick definition: sadist + masochist).

Q: Would you ever do a video with another person?
A: I would love to do a video with a female counterpart. The only reason I don't have such videos is because I've been single for a long time. Also, there isn't a long line of female volunteers for the position at the moment. It would be nice to find someone to film with though, and it would be nice to have something other than solo videos.

Q: Have you ever done cam modeling work?
A: No, but I am aware of my if I change my mind in the future. Main reason being that it wouldn't be worth doing while I am unable to show my face publicly online (see earlier explanation). But my CB profile is model verified and I do know a few other sites that I could use if I decide to become a broadcaster.

Q: Why is all of your content free?
A: Well considering I'm a male, there is really no huge demand for my content in the industry. And unless I see some unexpected huge increase in demand for content from me, they will remain free. I've been in talks with a few companies about creating and selling videos to them, but so far nothing has really panned out.