Stories From The Past 

My stories are going to be pretty short and that's the main reason I am putting them into text form as opposed to making videos of them. With that said, I also want to point out that they will probably contain some mature content and a bit of cursing, granted I'm trying to keep it clean, so my stories aren't for your kids! 

THE BROKEN DICK (EP #2) 

          This one night, I was hanging out with this girl that was known for getting drunk and overly friendly with a lot of my guy friends. She basically had the same problem that a lot of people have when they are drunk, lack of self control. My ex, who had just recently broken up with me at the time, was friends with the girl and she had an idea that I was interested in her. I know a few people have theories about why me and her broke up, but it was her decision and her reason had nothing to do with other girls. Anyways, I was hanging out with my ex the night before and she straight up told me not to bang that girl. So technically I get to thank her for putting the idea in my head. 

          The night me and that girl were hanging out we ended up getting left alone in the park. She got very hands on if you know what I mean, she also tried to unzip my pants in a very public section of that park, and I ended up having to lead her into some cornfield nearby so we can have some privacy. So we start kissing and i get her pants off, and I end up having a tough time cause she was a virgin. Let's just put it this way, it was like trying to stick a vinyl record into a CD player, guys like me aren't meant to be around unused tiny vaginas. 

          So at some point I managed to loosen her up a bit and we started going at it and I guess since there was no way I was going to get it all the way in, I managed to shove it in at the wrong angle. Basically what happened is my dick got hyperextended and I heard and felt a POP. I should have stopped there but of course things went on and it started raining on us, this was the night I ended up getting my pants covered in mud because of the rain. 

          For a whole week afterwards I ended up with a lot of pain in my crotch, at the time I just figured that maybe I popped some blood vessels due to her being a tight virgin, even though I didn't have any bruising. Of course being the idiot I was I never saw a doctor and wasn't aware of what had happened (it was a torn ligament btw). Nowadays, my dick doesn't stick up like it used to and I can't use it as a towel rack, nor can I make it move up and down on it's own without using momentum or some outside force. I have no problems sexually but the only real problem is sometimes the semi-hanging dick makes others think it's not fully erect. 

          What's the moral of the story? If you move the wrong way during sex you can risk an injury. Also, this is part of the reason I stay away from virgins now, between the injury and the mind games that happened between us afterwards, it just wasn't worth any of it. And remember: 

IF YOU HEAR THE POP, STOP! And seek medical attention! 

-- Dean Ironrod